{"id":618,"date":"2019-12-25T18:54:21","date_gmt":"2019-12-25T18:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.captionstatus.com\/?p=618"},"modified":"2023-11-12T04:01:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-12T04:01:46","slug":"witty-christmas-captions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.captionstatus.com\/witty-christmas-captions\/","title":{"rendered":"50 Witty Christmas Captions for Instagram (Funny Xmas Quotes)"},"content":{"rendered":"

50 Witty Christmas Captions for Instagram (Funny Xmas Quotes): <\/strong>Are you in a search for best Witty Christmas Captions for your Instagram then you are at the right place. As Christmas is near so why should not wish your nearer ones with some funny quotes?<\/p>\n

You will also need some captions for your posts and pictures. Here is the simple method, below we provided some amazing captions and quotes just go through them and pick that you liked the most.<\/p>\n

\"Funny<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. \u201cForget about the sweets, I just want wine\u201d.<\/li>\n
  2. \u201cStatus with girlfriend: Mingle but ready to jingle\u201d.<\/li>\n
  3. \u201cWine suits well with an insane family\u201d.<\/li>\n
  4. \u201cYou should take my selfie as the Christmas card\u201d.<\/li>\n
  5. \u201cEat, Drink, Nap Repeat\u201d.<\/li>\n
  6. \u201cWintry Feeling\u201d.<\/li>\n
  7. \u201cDear Santa, define \u2018delightful\u2019\u201d.<\/li>\n
  8. \u201cThe season for stretchy pants has arrived\u201d.<\/li>\n
  9. \u201cMy name is Sleigh, I repeat, Sleigh\u201d.<\/li>\n
  10. \u201cDid Christmas Shopping? Be toughening for the January sales\u201d.<\/li>\n
  11. \u201cEveryone tidy up in new clothes\u201d.<\/li>\n
  12. \u201cSanta\u2019s belongings filled my stockings\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram (Witty Christmas Status & Quotes)<\/strong><\/h2>\n

    \"Funniest<\/p>\n

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    1. \u201cAll the work to be done later, firstly let\u2019s take an elfie\u201d.<\/li>\n
    2. \u201cTo be Clear, Grinch hated people, which is fair \u201d<\/li>\n
    3. \u201cThis year, we totally sleigh it\u201d.<\/li>\n
    4. \u201cDear Santa Clause\u2026\u2026Let me explain\u201d.<\/li>\n
    5. \u201cHot cocoa and Christmas music, nothing else I want\u201d.<\/li>\n
    6. \u201cHo-ho-ho-home\u201d.<\/li>\n
    7. \u201cChristmas= Peace, Charity among humans+ cookies+ battery not included\u201d.<\/li>\n
    8. \u201cRest of the year me: slay, near Christmas me: sleigh\u201d.<\/li>\n
    9. \u201cI decided to not take out my lights this year as these look prettier\u201d.<\/li>\n
    10. \u201cThis Christmas, I am starting my Feast mode\u201d.<\/li>\n
    11. \u201cThe tea is compulsory while the relatives are not\u201d.<\/li>\n
    12. \u201cSanta Claus inspired us, Visit people only once in the whole year\u201d.<\/li>\n
    13. \u201cI can\u2019t wait to exchange those wonderful presents that I received\u201d.<\/li>\n
    14. \u201cIt\u2019s true that Christmas is a magical day of the year\u2026..my whole money magically disappears\u201d.<\/li>\n
    15. \u201cSpiritually I am prepared for Christmas, economically I am not\u201d.<\/li>\n
    16. \u201cIf you are lacking in the art of wrapping the presents then make their appearance like they possessed a fight\u201d.<\/li>\n
    17. \u201cI left sugar free sweets and soy milk for Santa, in return there was a diet chart in my stocking\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      \"Witty<\/p>\n

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      1. \u201cChristmas is the occasion when you buy presents this year from the money you saved for next year\u201d.<\/li>\n
      2. \u201cHer husband is the only thing a woman didn\u2019t want in her stocking\u201d.<\/li>\n
      3. \u201cJust do whatever you want on Christmas and believe in your elf\u201d.<\/li>\n
      4. \u201cLet’s leave wine this year on Christmas instead of milk and cookies, maybe Santa wants some change\u201d.<\/li>\n
      5. \u201cThis Christmas bought batteries for kids with a special note \u2018Toys not included\u2019- can save the money\u201d.<\/li>\n
      6. \u201cThe fruitcake is one of the most passed gifts on Christmas, as people keep on sending it to each other\u201d.<\/li>\n
      7. \u201cLife follows certain patterns, like every year near this time I hear Christmas music\u201d.<\/li>\n
      8. \u201cI gifted my sibling some gift wrap and told him to wrap every gift so as to teach him a lesson that how easy is unwrapping then wrapping\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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        Read Also<\/strong>: Selfie Captions for Pictures of Yourself (Funny, Cute, Short & Swag Bios)<\/a><\/p>\n

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        Amazing <\/strong>Witty Xmas Captions (Hilarious Xmas Status, Quotes & Sayings)<\/strong><\/h3>\n

        \"Creative<\/p>\n

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        1. \u201cChristmas is the only time once a year in which a person can eat sweets taking out from socks without hesitation\u201d.<\/li>\n
        2. \u201cOn Christmas keep your friends close but enemies closer with the receipt of all your expenses\u201d.<\/li>\n
        3. \u201cA Christmas is well spent with the person whose wish to deliver time is indefinite than that of yours\u201d.<\/li>\n
        4. \u201cDrinking teaches me a lesson that while going for Christmas celebration always goes in-group\u201d.<\/li>\n
        5. \u201cThe longest complaint ever in Christmas days is that of the shopper\u201d.<\/li>\n
        6. \u201cI always put my selfies on top of the Christmas tree as I consider myself not less than a huge personality\u201d.<\/li>\n
        7. \u201cSomeone asked me, what you will get after crossing a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite I replied.\u201d\"Amazing<\/li>\n
        8. \u201cPeople will only stop Christmas shopping when they will run out of money, otherwise no chance\u201d.<\/li>\n
        9. \u201cDear Santa, I will buy a gift for myself so I don\u2019t need to be good all year\u201d.<\/li>\n
        10. \u201cChristmas is the time to begin overeating and make your shape of the body changing\u201d.<\/li>\n
        11. \u201cSending cards on Christmas are the best way to realize your family and friends that they are more worthy than the cost of stamps\u201d.<\/li>\n
        12. \u201cThe best Christmas gift for a husband is to do whatever their wife wants\u201d.<\/li>\n
        13. \u201cThinking from a financial point view, if there was no Christmas then it was needed to be invented\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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          Wrapping Up:<\/strong><\/p>\n

          Hopefully, you liked our creativity and the content we provided to you. Make your pictures and wishes beautiful and attractive by using these quotes. Don\u2019t forget to share them with your friends and give reviews about it.<\/p>\n

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